The Theocracy of Una Corona is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Holy Leader Matias Quiroga with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, compulsory vegetarianism, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.399 billion Una Coronans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quiroga City. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The thriving Una Coronan economy, worth a remarkable 3,502 trillion piedras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 261,394 piedras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs, panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet, and talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Una Corona's national animal is the chupacabra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Una Corona is ranked 47,344^th in the world and 2,853^rd in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,561.47 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.